New blog, same me.
I have an open mic tonight. I'm only doing 4 minutes, so I will focus on some newish jokes. I'll probably try the new one about how people my age like to say "50 is the new 40" but then I turn around and hear younger people say, "Man, when you hit 40, your body really goes to shit!". Maybe I'll do the fart one, but that's kind of a tough one. I'll have to write it out and see if it sounds funny on paper. I can't see it working on stage right now. What else have I got? I wanna keep working out the Wish.com joke. It worked well the last time, so it can probably anchor the set. The accidental middle finger joke, maybe. It seems like it would be a crowd pleaser but it's also an easy joke to write so I have a feeling it's a joke that's been done a bunch of times. I'm just clearing my brain here. I think this is how the first few blog entries are going to feel like. I've forgotten how to write and this is my attempt to get back ...